Giant ape women want men
December 18th 2008 11:58
BIGFOOT
Word of warning for any guys out there who may contemplating taking up one of those offers of a Russian bride. You could in fact end up with your very own Mrs Bigfoot.
According to a report on Pravda females of the legendary ape-like species are said to roam the woods and mountains that surround the village of Elbrus and can get rather randy. So randy in fact they often attempt to seduce and have sexual intercourse with the local men.
Apparently, every resident of the small settlement has seen one of the creatures, they call the Almasty, at least once in their life. Others have had actual contact - in some form or another.
A female looks like a gorilla, of course, but she can definitely temp a man, one of the elders, Kazi Khajiyev, was quoted as saying.
The Almasty can bewitch a man. They say that a man, whom a wild woman tries to seduce, sees not the hairy ape-like creature, but the woman that he wants to see. It is something like hypnosis.
Residents try to distract the big hairy sexual predators by leaving food and drink outside their homes every night.
Another local man, Adilgery Tilov, recalled his experience of coming into close, but not that close, contact with a female bigfoot during a trip to a nearby village.
"I was supposed to stay there for a night so I accommodated myself in a deserted barn. I made a fire near the barn and fell asleep. I opened my eyes very early in the morning and saw someone sitting by the fire. A female yeti was giving me a very thoughtful look.
"She was not tall, a bit more than one meter in height. She was black and her fur was all messy . I was scared to death, and was lying there still, thinking what she was going to do next. She stayed there for about 10 more minutes, got up and vanished in the woods."
Relations between females of the Almasty and local men are said to go back generations. The local women don't miss out though - they get cursed.
"One of our ancestors encountered a wild woman in the woods. They developed affection to each other, and he even brought her to the village as if she was his wife," an old woman Nafisat Boziyeva recalled.
" It was obviously a shock for the villagers. Many women were openly laughing at the wild female, and so she cursed them. There were several women of our clan among the cursed.
"Many of our female descendants have never been able to have their own families since then. They become either unhappily married or spend the whole life alone.
I know, it sounds like something out of a B-Grade sci-/horror/comedy movie from the 1950s, or more likely an episode of Jerry Springer.
Has anyone asked for a Polaroid?
Word of warning for any guys out there who may contemplating taking up one of those offers of a Russian bride. You could in fact end up with your very own Mrs Bigfoot.
According to a report on Pravda females of the legendary ape-like species are said to roam the woods and mountains that surround the village of Elbrus and can get rather randy. So randy in fact they often attempt to seduce and have sexual intercourse with the local men.
Apparently, every resident of the small settlement has seen one of the creatures, they call the Almasty, at least once in their life. Others have had actual contact - in some form or another.
A female looks like a gorilla, of course, but she can definitely temp a man, one of the elders, Kazi Khajiyev, was quoted as saying.
The Almasty can bewitch a man. They say that a man, whom a wild woman tries to seduce, sees not the hairy ape-like creature, but the woman that he wants to see. It is something like hypnosis.
Residents try to distract the big hairy sexual predators by leaving food and drink outside their homes every night.
Another local man, Adilgery Tilov, recalled his experience of coming into close, but not that close, contact with a female bigfoot during a trip to a nearby village.
"I was supposed to stay there for a night so I accommodated myself in a deserted barn. I made a fire near the barn and fell asleep. I opened my eyes very early in the morning and saw someone sitting by the fire. A female yeti was giving me a very thoughtful look.
"She was not tall, a bit more than one meter in height. She was black and her fur was all messy . I was scared to death, and was lying there still, thinking what she was going to do next. She stayed there for about 10 more minutes, got up and vanished in the woods."
Relations between females of the Almasty and local men are said to go back generations. The local women don't miss out though - they get cursed.
"One of our ancestors encountered a wild woman in the woods. They developed affection to each other, and he even brought her to the village as if she was his wife," an old woman Nafisat Boziyeva recalled.
" It was obviously a shock for the villagers. Many women were openly laughing at the wild female, and so she cursed them. There were several women of our clan among the cursed.
"Many of our female descendants have never been able to have their own families since then. They become either unhappily married or spend the whole life alone.
I know, it sounds like something out of a B-Grade sci-/horror/comedy movie from the 1950s, or more likely an episode of Jerry Springer.
Has anyone asked for a Polaroid?
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